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HtllSBGRO AP.GU9 JUNE 17, 3G9 MKS. W. J. KAVMOND 1111 At HI. Vinwnl'i Hoepltal Portland. J . " ' lB RiTO,nJ.d.ubl.r ol Mr. .ml M,i (1 W. Mar.h.and lf of W. j Raymond, ol Builro. M. lUynmnd CantmllU, illation in the public achooU of h- county. Hb. w.i an efficient t-ohir. holding J" ,:nrt.at bar death. Hbeaatht .nother of three children, or.. a i --,1 i.n nf thorn wn boya Liloee were thabotuaof . t at LVulorvllU. June II I)ala, of UUUboro, oon du'eUnl the obaaqul". IoUrmi.nl Wit la the Cornallua cemetery. Tii Ur ooncourM of frlende end th. beautiful floral irlbulw Uitlflrd lo lb. ..antral eeteem lo bloh tU WM hrld et the bora tf ber child bwj. Tbe family bleated nknU bave thyuiplby of thtlr inany frlenda lo Wesblngton Couo- y c, k'rrh. ont of HaWelle'e and who knowi bow lo tusk thing go, M lo Ibt ouoty l Friday. Wi it'ilmn In ) is admil- in. McQuillan ha anl.l !.' ranch down Imlow llm Komi ,ff lo Ferdinand (liMtier, nf Kuiton. 1.- ...I... .1 U 1 ... uw iiuxt nr inn naanii r it in li lirlnu I 12.4H.V Bom (ta wnr inrltninl In the l, runniiiK th iUI u li Vl,hW Time r 227 ar.n it. the ranch, will) M acre clramd Mo Intend taking ll nay fur awhile, end p,ay take a dabble in the law Ud lo lh bar. C. F. IImm, who own one of the big HeholU farm, wan up Tudy. II say that h i surprint., to how wall Krai ii look, onnnitri nu Ibt lack of uiointura. Ora Cook and 'Old !IW' Jl.rrv. both of whom haw Wn in ibr batahall arena aver inr lb Ar- gut reporter watched lUKtn, were down iroru i.ururuua, lumday. Kwilvlll lioat Ihn Cornell rai nine, Kunday, by a enre of 'J.'I to S The )) (ilayd an ordxrlj gania and ibe vinliir won ih praiaiM of lh crowd by Ihi'ir gmi llcuianly conduct. W. A. (Mflilh, of mar Launl wai In yraUrday, unrouU to 1'orl land. THAT SKIER if, (ki (Tin rni7iii f'ir rn'fi-.l mif: Mttp HtHy. Mill! I'm M-lilml Hnir "I want t' k!v ii' Ii p.isHt rit'i r no of thine rlnuinrn. air." ni.lnlnl Humntf Tompt 4rrnc -i rionfict Huni'y. iMiiaj wvtiiv nw" V u r V I I Mil i - a While on an Errand. NORTHJJLLSBORO ACRES North HilUWo Acre conirisen a nutuU-r of very fine rivE acreTracts NORTIl or TOWN ami within a mile from the Orc'ii Hlcitric, City Hall ami court house. Fourteen of these trai ts arc in culti vation; improvement on two them. Ikautiful inojK tty. Sold on Easy Payment Plan These tracts should appeal to all wauling small homes; arc especially attractive to city business men who waut outside property, and to professional men and retired farmer who want suburban homes right at town, but free of city taxes. Pound to raise soon in valuation. Sale Price, cleared tracts, per acre, $200 lO per cent down and $10 Monthly. Inferred payments carry but seven per cent, interest. A splendid cliancc, also, for a speculation. Address J. B. SCHAEFER, L1NNTON. OR., or call on Imbrie Land Co., Hillsboro. CHABROL BELGIUM No. 22733. AMERIC N.2764 Ag. 8 ra; bml by l-Uumaimtl lomont, of Lallruyvi. CIimmH. ami l.ittttl by A. C. Huby & Co., of Fontanel. A .p'.ru.tl.lly built botr, and on tlutl gtU gtrat draft ami farm animala hortra llml nil. AKES UP THE PROFESSION. S3 Dlatrlbutaa Fifty Circular to Paapla In Ordw l AdrtiM Iba Bualnata, but Gala Lltlla Cnoouragamant Licking Awaita Him at Horn. l'oirlM, un. 1 AawrUta4 IJtrrr rruM J IMI'Y," audi Mr. Skinner lb titer Hituritny morning to lr flrntln.ni am only, "An you think your 1ik abl to curry you aa fur aa tlui (rorry and bai-kr1 "I'll try my lat, dear niotln-r," waa tli 111 in I rvily. "Tticii you ttmy go and Ki t um tlirce tiara of aonp. You are a dutiful aou, but at lliv a inn tlmu 1 wunt to aay Umt If you arc goaa ovi r half an hour I'll itlva you a Hi king to remember for montli to rime." lluuiiiy atartctl out on tba run. II til in lit tu ba bark In twrntr uitnuti-a llo mrant to abnw hla tnotUT (Uot ba waa llio moat rauld lxy lu town. Ho kift Uli lila tinr for two whole block. tluiuiiU avrrut boya rallt-d him to atop. a in h would hav arrlvi-u at ilia grot-try abrad uf ai'bmlulo tlm but for a di-ntUt on tba third block. The dcu- tut atiiod at th foot of bla atalr and waa waiting for a fuat aud ambltloua bid to rum along. II waa plvaard wltb th took of Ilumpy'a lag and fn' and hf brld uu bla band and ald: "My aoti. 1 aa looking for you. Cuim utiatntr a minute." Hut I am going to the grocery after aoap," rcplliHl llutnpy. Netcr you mind the grocery and n i, 1 11 abnw you In attout Ova mln utea how you ran buy out three or four grocerU-a and tbelr aupply of aoap. t'ome right iii." I lumpy thought be could pnr tbree mluiilca and run the faater to make op for It. and be followed the dentlat up Hm atalra and Into the office, where the tooth tinker wared bla band around and an Id: "Young man, only no boy In ten thouaand ran ever hope to aucceed at thl jirofeaalon. You are one of th a .Mini i yM a . aa i nmiLai UJiy1- . ' ' I I I vr 1 i . .rl if. i '.j , T. a-niell ii i " -mil STAND THR 8BAHON OF t9"9 AS FOLLOWS- ; Mondavi, at the II HBoge farm, FaimlnKlon; Tiieadnya at the Henry HtHcrefi place, Illoomtng; Wednta-laya at AllrtJUinninK burn ( vr nel.ua; Tuuradayi. Bagley' lhtdley Mill ranch; Kridaya. Maya HrolU ra' barn, Glanco; Saturdaya, at tb Connell-Uchnoiid Urn, HtHalKwo. TKKMS; Blnglc atrvice, liaoo; Beamm, f 15 00. To insure, f oo Care to prevent but will not be reaponalble for accldcnta that may occur. Hillsboro Horse Co il. Deutschman, Manager G M. Hunter HgMalaMHMaBBMaBaBBl Architect CONTRACTOR. Builder Kstimatcs on all class es of work. Dealer in Builders' Supplies 1 ' llf you contemplate any building this season be sure and give me a call. Pac. States Tel. No 389 Hillsboro, Oregon White Glover Ioe Crewm at the Pharmacy drua alore. Try it. 6lf Deep Sea FISH Market Have Always 011 Hand a Large Supply of Fresh &. Salt Fish Crabs, Oysters. & Clams Our fish are kept in 'Freezing tanks and are always fresh. Main, Op. Odd Fellow's HILLSBORO ORE. "TH WOMAN KKACUKD OUT AMD URAUDKO UIM T TU CUAT CAH.UA a. fow. lou have got the making of a flrat clnaa detitlut tu you. Take up the profession aud faui and fortune are your. "Yea. air, but In after aoap, you know." "8opT SonpT la there a choice be tween dentlmry and aojtpT "itut mother aent me. and I'll get a ll. klns If I don't hurry." "Not nt all. my aon-not at all. "When you go bmue and toll your mother that you have gone into pnrtnerahlp with a denllat alio will embrace you with many reJoMnga. I kuow iiiotlier bet ter than you do." "Hut wbnt am 1 to doT asked Humpy r "I have Junt atartil here, lucre are a tlimn-Aad lirculurs there to be dla trlbuliHl. 1 want you to take them out. That will nmko you a partner In the bualneaa. I ahall be tho Inside and you the outside partner. You bring tho iieoplo here, and I pull the teeth. Think Tif being a dentist at your age! Think of the money rolling In!" Yea. air. but I have to think or me licking I'll Ret If t don't hurry 'ltn tbnt aonp." Vi.nii iret no licking. When I go and aeo your mot bet and explain to her that I Iihvo taken you Into partnership boil bloas tho day you rnueii to ormg borne tho aonp. Take halt tne circu lar under your arm aud atart right out. Let no ono get away from you. Itemr-mber that your whole future la at Btnko. Why, I could hHve found a thousand boya to Jump at the chance you have got lie who healtatea la lost, therefore dont nesunte. ieis sec, w hat la your nnmcr "Humpy Pklnner, air." "And mine la nrigga. The firm name will be HrlKira & Skinner. Your first name Is Humpy and mine 1b Hustle. With such nnmca we can't help but wlu out. Hon't lose another mluutel 8lartt Out With Clrculara. rriinmw was nersunded. Ilo took the clrculara mid sturted out, and be felt proud and ambltloua and determined to win. Ho bad often aceu boya dls riimtinir clrculara and noticed how careless and Indifferent they were. He would Improve on their methods. Ilair a block from the office be saw an auto coming. Ho stopped to the curb and held un hh hand, and th vehicle drew ienr ana atoDDea. anu me cuauuwu anted to know what waa up. "A tircwlar for you," replied Humpy Is lie hauded ono out Tho chauffeur took It glanced at It nnd then began to climb down. He wasn't saying nuytulug, but bis iooks warned the boy to flee from his wrath. A second aud a third auto wna atop pod with the aame result and then Humpy Bve them up. He could Bee that the chaufteura had teeth, but It was evident that they were teeth thut didn't need repnlra. A little disap pointed, he turned nwny to try a street car. He halted, one loaded with about 8fty. cossongers and 6.1 t ame to a Tv gone Into iletitlatry." Tlie coniliictor waa In a hurry, but not aii nni'ii of a hurry tli.'it be Miiihln't Jump down and Kr"l at the lny and awenr na he nilmu him. Rome boy would have felt illwonr agitl I In-ii and there, but llutnpy Hk In ner didn't The firm of Hrlitga k. Hit In ner waa ther ft hold bltn up. II next tried two men on a loaded mov ing van. They looked Jut like tuen who wanted their teeth ixillxhed and Oiled, and as bo called out the van i cam to a bait and one of tbern got down and auld: "Ik your folka want a van to move their furniture, aorinyf All right It'a ft) a load and nothing broken." "No; we don't want to move, but I've gone Into partnerablp with a den-! tUt. Head w hat w aoy " The van man rend nlmut twenty j words; then bo began rumbling In hi throat and reaching out for Humpy, j lie was Juat a little too alow, and h had a gnme leg and rouidn't.keep op j the pace. Humpy could have stopped a beer wagon on toe next IiI'h-k. t.ui ne thoucbt h bad aomethlng U-tter. He met au old wotiinn, and at the Brut glance Into her fuco be saw that abe bad but one tooth. She muat certain ly atand In need of thirty or forty more, aud be held out a circular. "What la It boyr she asked. "I've left my ap4Ctn'!e at home and can't ae to rtad print." "I've gone Into partnership with a dentlat ma'am, and theae are our cir cular. You need wore teeth, and" The woman reached out and grabbed htm by the coat collar and abook him to and fro and exclaimed: "Gone Into dentlMry, have you? Want to furnbib me teeth, do you? I'm tlnd to cet my bands on you. It waa a dentUt who pulled out all my teeth but thl one while 1 was asleep In hla chair, and I've bmg wanted to meet him." "But I didn't do It!" ahouted Humpy aa he atruggu-a in tier graap. "It doesn't mtike any difference. I'm going to have a policeman arreat you. Juat think! For twenty long year I've had onlr one tooth to eat with Boy-boy-boy!" Coma Aeroia a Tramp. But Humpy wa too strong for an old woman and got away and turned the first comer aa soon aa possible. He would have given up after that but for a kind hearted tramp, who took the circular held out to him and read It and anid: "Mv son. I thank you for this cir cular. It'a lust what I have licen look lug for for years. Are you Interested In tbla deiital business?" "I'm a partner," was the proud re- Dir. "Gee wbli! Well, thafa better yet ft me irlve vou a word of advice. You and your pard set out a free lunch arnrv dav aa a draw. Nothing like It Beer for the men and tea for the wom en, and you get both their custom and rrntlturle. The hint la worth ten thou sand to your firm, but I won't charge vou a cent." It waa 3 o'clock In the afternoon when Humpy got home. He had hand ed flftv circulars to people that glanced over tbem and tossed them aside, and the remainder of the WO were In a aawnr lit mother was waiting for him with a smile. It waa a smllo that be was well acquainted with, and he at once removed hla coat and vest and walked Into the woodshed aud bumped nn his bark for the licking. M. QUAD, i)Cr 1776 - 1909 Shute Park, t- I 1 (7 1 1 i iW Three Bands - Three Bands - Three Bands. Hillsboro R. & C. Band. Bethany Band, BanKs Band. BIG CIVIC PARADE ON JULY FIFTH, lOiOO A. M. Dr. A. F. Bailey, Orator of the Day. EALL0ON ASCENSION EACH DAY. BASE BALL -o- BASE BALL Series of ball games between Hillsboro and leading amateur teams. Continuous vaudeville by best company on the coast. SLACIl WIRE, TrVjr"EZ,L ARTISTS. A $4,000 Steam Merry-Go-Round for the Young FolKs. Geo. Gibson, Bronco Buster . Will ride two of the worst outlaw horses west of the Rockies. Shute Park has plenty of Shade, plenty of Water, .and Electric Lights.. Spectacular Fire Works. Hillsboro's Fireworhs always Elipse. Better in 1909 than ever. Everybody invited to come and enjoy THRE.E DAYS of Patriotism and Jollification. A Doubtful Complim.nt. Ajtt Owt. CHAfrwt WfT svs, 'HALF 1MB rKH I KNOW AR. Lobsters The oTrrr. hals copumsnT, a w$T CaTTs LIS. F3H rv Huston Herald. A Beautiful BELGIAN STALLION. " MENTOR Has Splendid Disposition Superb action. 3295-46596. Imported 1908. Dark Chestnut. Coming 4 years; weighs 19C0; Beit Conformation for Draft Gets. Pedigree-Sire, Jamc, loiSjS; Sire La ly Goyck 35J4. Iam Marie 3661. Dam, Lise de Voor de, 4J 07, Sire Gaston de Ghoy 10S20, Dam Pau ine Hauterne 32S07. .... .... - " ' . .?v , "- 7 .. 1 ' f. rti .TTT;iif.i-r-1" - ' - . .. ---j - .- -" Mora Warmth Needed. "Ah!" slglm the neglected wife. "You do not love me as once you did. My heart 1.4 cold within me." "You shouldn't wear such low necked dresses," advised the unsympathetic husband. "No wonder you get chilled through nnd through."- Chicago 1 ost Mora Remarkable. Dr. miem-You needn't worry about your wife. She has n remarkable con- atltutbm. Henpex-Say. doc. you ought to see ber bylaws, rules aud regulatlouB. New York Life. In Our Boarding House. "Why do the Newlyweds talk so much about coltitt to housekeeping? If thov want to go. why dou't they go?" "It'a a scheme to senro the landlady. Notice how they now get the best sec tion of tho chicken !"-Kansas City Journal. Tit For Tat. Mrs. Teck (contemptuously) What ar vou. nnvhow. a man or a mouse? Mr. Peck (bltterly)-A man, my dear. if 1 were onlv a mouse I'd have you up on the tnblo yelling for dear life right now. New York Lire. Alway. nieocker Do you believe there is mom at the ton? Houston There la at the top or tne tax list The fellow there always seem to manage to get their names re moved. fuck. I rl Vil, 1- ft- ".iff- XlIKM-. .T-- --i.; . To see this Stallion is to see the finest in County Season of 1909-: Monday, Gordon & Misner barn, Forest Grove; T..ni.Jni, Ti;i1oV-,Vc' Vrftifcrl'i v TVTnnritainrlalp Th iircda7 Yllptiorw i Friday noon, H. M. Vanderzanden's; Friday night, Banks; Saturday ' Henrv Peterson's barn, Manning; Saturday evening to Monday a. m. of Trvlm TTprK'e fit-ppiivillp. AV. F. Hoffm&n. Groom TKKMS: Sitiirle Servlee, 12.50; Season, 518; when mate Is known tu be in foal, $22.50: Insurance, $25. are to prevent, but not responsible lor accidents. . The Banks Belgian Horse Company. Not So Sudden. Rh fstamnlnir) I know you. If I should die tomorrow you'd murry again. He-Not tomorrow. New oneana Times-Democrat J. C. Miller, thn Arcade prune grower, north ol u ertcoe, wai in Saturday, and says he has a fair prune prospect, unless the contin ued dry weather buouM cauBe many to fall. Mr. Miller has his own drier and turns out a fine produot. Tboj.Witbycombe.teal estate man and rancher, was out from Port land, Friday. He baa been, buy ing wool tbig season, but Bays the market has taken tuch a slump that purchase has praotioally ceased. The fix yflsr old daughter of John A Vandsbey, on thf Col. Cornelius' place, near GlenoM, Ml from a back, Sunday, and ditto ca!f d an arm, anrl m-talned par tial fracture. Dr. F. A. Baity t tended tbe child.